Alexa's Domain

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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(via navy-seal-life)

mishacollins-official:

pretentiousteatime:

austincarlile-is-god:

I JUST CANT FUKCING DEAAL WIHT AMERICAN SOLDIERS ANYMORE. THERE IS A FUCKING TANK THING IN THE BACKGROUND

they’re all babies lets be real here

omfg if you say you dont think this is the cutest thing ever never talk to me

Cute

(Source: they-wont-break-me, via 2460onetruepairing)

violence-of-action:

There are people out there that actually belive this stupid shit……

violence-of-action:

There are people out there that actually belive this stupid shit……

vivzie-zp:

jaysonthedukeofspook:

vivzie-zp:

so I’m rewatching Titanic for like the millionth time, and the names of the two men Leo wins the tickets from are named “Olaf” and “Sven”

it made me laugh, I see what you did there Disney, I just don’t know why.

Was Elsa the iceburg then

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*muffled screaming*

(Source: vivzie-pop, via 2460onetruepairing)

mishasminions:

The Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division

(via 2460onetruepairing)

sockleton:

fucking what is the deal with video games having that shit like “whoa looks like you’ve been playing for literally 10 hours maybe its time to take a break” like fucking dont tell me how to live my life ive been doing this shit for 20 years youre too late im beyond help

(via windfallisland)

cleared-hot:

mintsmintsmints:

quietoperator:

Hardest job I’m the army

This is why I loathe milsos.

I threw up in my mouth

cleared-hot:

mintsmintsmints:

quietoperator:

Hardest job I’m the army

This is why I loathe milsos.

I threw up in my mouth

(Source: bedazzledbodybag)

7 deadly sins. put one in my ask.
Lust: Something that I find attractive.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.

californicatinq:

you are lying to me if you said that you didnt sing this in your head

(Source: fyeahmovieclub, via bitchfest)