Alexa's Domain

smash-turbation:

Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else

(Source: pornhubhemmo, via violence0faction)

“Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world”
— Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

(via violence0faction)

unprintable:

I’ll cry at my wedding because it’s a miracle it’s happening

(via violence0faction)

theangrylionshark:

rockees:

a ferocious beast

I will get you leaves, if it is the last thing I do!

(via violence0faction)

“Play with her butt, not her feelings.”
— (via brkfstschmrkfst)

(via violence0faction)

teenagefuckuppp:

rise-from-your—ashes:

usmc-ductus-exemplo:

milton-friedman:

Only in Texas…

Texas has the balls to publicize what all normal people think

this

teenagefuckuppp:

rise-from-your—ashes:

usmc-ductus-exemplo:

milton-friedman:

Only in Texas…

Texas has the balls to publicize what all normal people think

this

(Source: hardcore-conservative, via violence0faction)

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

(Source: lalna, via violence0faction)

perfectiero:

you know that one album that youve listened to so many times and youd defend it with your life and you can anticipate every single little note that comes after the other and you can sing along to every word and it just has a special place in your heart that no other album can fill

(via violence0faction)

airyairyquitecontrary:

presenting the safest kittens in the world

airyairyquitecontrary:

presenting the safest kittens in the world

(via violence0faction)

thecutestofthecute:

German Shepherds and their floppy ears. There is nothing I do not like about this.

(via violence0faction)

alltheworldsastage16:

thecutestofthecute:

Mud + Pup = True happiness.

hailtoyourmajesty
were getting one before we move out this month

(via violence0faction)

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

(Source: assgod, via violence0faction)

"Dad was, is and always will be one of the kindest, most generous, gentlest souls I’ve ever known, and while there are few things I know for certain right now, one of them is that not just my world, but the entire world is forever a little darker, less colorful and less full of laughter in his absence. We’ll just have to work twice as hard to fill it back up again." - Zelda Williams

(Source: theroning, via violence0faction)